Ok so yesterday I posted about our potty training attempts, remember? I left the out a tidbit of the day out of the story because it defiantly needs its own post.
So if you remember, I ran out of big kid panties/undies and resulted to putting them both in pull ups. They sat down and watched some TV (I was doing dishes, dont judge) before they went down for their nap.
I made the decision to put them in a diaper because A, pull ups leak when full and B, I didnt want to strip beds and have them sleep in poo, pee, or the combo of the two.
They walked to their room and started to go to sleep. For about 20 minutes, silence. Pure silence. YEA, I sat down and started to read my book. Then I heard it. Elyse was screaming at the top of her lungs. She does this often in her sleep so I let it go. After a few minutes she didnt let up so I thought I should go check on them.
I slowly opened the door and I am greeted with 2, TWO, naked kids standing at the edges of their bed.
"Dang yall, where are your diapers"
They both point.
This is Coles diaper.
Elyse screams, "Elyse stinks, Elyse stinks"
I prepared myself to be picking up poo-filled diapers. As I bent down, as though she knew, she yelled "MOMMMMY Elyse bed STINKS"
I go "Huh"
Before I could do anything Elyse informed me that Coles bed stinks too. He hadnt said a word since I walked in, only pushing his tiny little self against the edge of the bed.
And then I saw it.
Cole left me this:
His was 2 large ones that barley flushed. Hers was the length on my hand. I was completely grossed out but started laughing hysterically because the two of them were pinning themselves against the bed, completely AWAY from the poo. Elyse kept saying "Mommuy, bed stink , bed stink"
So what did I do? Grabbed the camera (Im horrible but itll be payback when they are 16)
After I cleaned it up, nap time was over even before it started.
About an hour later, I called my mom.
"Mom, you wanna know what your grand daughter and son did?"
"Oh Lord what?"
"Elyse, tell Gramma what you did/"
Elyse, "Hi Gramma"
My Mom: "What did you do today?
Elyse " I pooped bed, Cole pooped bed, bed stinks. Bye Bye, see you next time"
At least she got the logistics right.
Now if she would just strip off her diaper and go in the TOILET.