Tuesday, September 6

Penis vs Vagina

Now before you turn this all dirty, it is quite entertaining.  For awhile now, both kids know their body parts.  Cole discovered his penis AND WONT LET IT GO.   I guess this is a boy thing.

Anyway, I cant bring myself to not call it some fake name, it is what it is so its a penis.  When I give the kids a bath, yes they still bathe together hey are 2 who cares, before its over, Cole is grabbing on for dear life.

The rest of bath time goes as follows:

Me: Cole can you let go of it?
Cole: No, Its my penis.
Me: Yes it is your penis, but let go.
Elyse: (As she smacks herself) This MY penis
Me: You dont have a penis
Elyse: I dont have penis?
Me: No, you have a vagina.
Elyse: Why?
Me: Because your a girl.
Elyse: (Screaming)  I dont want a GINA
Me: (Laughing) Im sorry but you are you a girl and you have a vagina.
Elyse: And Cole has a penis?
Me: Yes
Cole: MY PENIS
Elyse: Coles penis, Elyse GINA

And so on and so forth.

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